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I got distracted by boy bands and playing with easy cheese

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lookslikeazipper:

Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT

I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON

HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF

AM I DREAMING

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loser-fish:

Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing

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comedycentral:

Click here to watch some of The Colbert Report’s best guests, including Neil deGrasse Tyson.

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zetagaymer:

jamesbuchanenbarnes:

SO SOME GUY HAS BEEN PHOTOSHOPPING RDJ’S FACE ON PINUP GIRLS FOR A FEW YEARS AND ITS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING EVER WOW

I AM SO DONE IM LOGGING OFF BYE WORLD

Still extremely sexy

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smartgirlsattheparty:

zimbolt:

KILLED IT

Mic Drop. 

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dorkly:

15 Times Neil deGrasse Tyson Was a Professional Mind-Blower

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stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

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lamefriend:

Rbookahplease:

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lamefriend:

Rbookahplease:

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badmooonrising:

prismatic-bell:

stalkingdeerwithhats:

okay but imagine at Fred’s funeral George and Mrs. Weasley are standing together by his coffin

and George is trying so hard not to cry

and in a last-ditch attempt to cope with it in the only way he knows how, using humor, he turns to Mrs. Weasley and says, “you’ll be able to tell us apart now, anyway, Mum”

and then he just breaks down sobbing

NOPE

FUCK YOU

NOPING RIGHT ON OUTTA THIS POST

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khaleesi:

this-tea-tastes-like-sleep:

Omg where have you been all my god damn worthless life

these angels of light brought me a brownie topped with cookie dough at midnight once